SEXLESS
no hoes. no bitches. no sex. just peace.
→ join us on X ←
Yo, it's mad simple bro.
We're done with all that drama bullshit. No more chasing hoes. No more stupid games. No more of that shit.
This is about choosing yourself over some random chick. Your time. Your money. Your sanity and peace.
We ain't bitter or mad. We just figured this shit out before everyone else.
All that energy you waste trying to impress some girl? Put it into yourself king.
All that money you blow on expensive dates? Invest that shit.
All that stress from toxic relationships? Fucking gone bro.
WHY GO SEXLESS?
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→ No drama, no problems
→ More money in your pocket
→ More time for yourself
→ No emotional bullshit
→ Focus on your goals
→ Sleep better at night
→ No STDs, no unwanted kids
→ Mental peace is priceless
FREEDOM PEACE MONEY TIME
Sexless Life Hits Different
POV: Your friend asks why you're not dating
"Bro I just saved $200 not buying Valentine's dinner for someone who's gonna leave me on read next week anyway"
When your coupled friends complain about their relationship problems
Me: "Damn that's crazy"
Also me: *continues living my drama-free life*
→ "Why don't you have a girlfriend?" Because I like having money
→ "Don't you get lonely?" My bank account keeps me warm
→ "What about your biological clock?" Sir this is 2025 not 1955
→ "You'll change your mind when you meet the right person" I already did - it's me
→ "How do you deal with urges?" Pornhub is free and doesn't ask me to meet its parents
→ "What about companionship?" I have friends who don't steal my hoodies
MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY
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Dating app notifications: *buzz buzz drama*
My phone on silent: *peace and savings*
Relationship status: It's complicated
My status: It's simple - I'm good
Things that never happen when you're sexless:
→ "We need to talk" texts at 2am
→ Having to pretend you like their music
→ Splitting the check when you didn't even want dessert
→ Explaining why you were online but didn't reply
→ Meeting their weird family
→ Pretending their friend's boyfriend is "actually pretty cool"
→ Watching rom-coms when you wanted to see action movies
→ "It's fine" (narrator: it was not fine)
Sexless guy watching his friends argue about whose turn it is to do dishes:
Meanwhile my dishes: *get washed when I want to wash them*
My Netflix: *plays exactly what I want to watch*
My weekend: *100% mine*
"You're missing out on love" - Bro I'm missing out on student loan debt from their psychology degree
The Sexless Mindset Explained
Everyone else: "How can you live without physical intimacy?"
Me: "How can you live WITH someone asking where you're going every time you leave the house?"
They're out here playing relationship Tetris trying to fit their life around someone else's schedule.
I'm out here playing single-player mode on expert difficulty and winning every time.
What we do instead
We work on ourselves. We build our skills. We make money. We travel. We read. We exercise.
We hang out with real friends who don't want anything from us.
We enjoy hobbies without someone complaining about the time we spend on them.
We eat what we want, when we want. We watch what we want. We go where we want.
Most relationships are just expensive distractions.
The truth nobody tells you:
Dating apps are designed to keep you lonely and spending money.
The juice ain't worth the squeeze most of the time.
You don't need someone else to be complete. That's just marketing bullshit.
Rules to live by:
Your time is your most valuable asset
Don't chase anyone who doesn't chase you back
If it's complicated, it's not worth it
Focus on yourself first, always
Money saved is money earned
Peace of mind > temporary pleasure
Quality friends > quantity of dates
Your goals > their feelings
Join the sexless kings community
We ain't alone in this shit. There's mad other dudes who figured this out too.
Share your sexless success stories. Share your wins. Support other kings on the same path.
No judgment. No pressure to get bitches. Just real talk from dudes who actually get it.
Sexless king energy: "Nah can't come to your party, I'm busy"
What I'm actually doing: Watching Netflix in my underwear eating cereal for dinner
And it's still way better than explaining to some girl why I talked to the cute cashier for 30 seconds.
My dating profile: "Not looking for anything serious"
Also my dating profile: *deleted*
Why swipe when you can just... not?
Real sexless dude watching his friends fight about relationship drama:
"Damn that's crazy bro... anyway I just bought more Bitcoin with the money I didn't spend on Valentine's Day"
Meanwhile they're out here stressing about whose turn it is to text first.
When your coupled friends ask for relationship advice: "Bro have you tried just being single and sexless?"
My body count vs my bank account: Only one of these numbers keeps going up and it's the important one
"You're wasting your prime years being sexless" - Nah my prime years are every year I'm not stressed about bitches
Tinder notification: Someone liked you - Sexless me: That's their problem not mine
Morning wood? More like morning I'd rather sleep in than deal with someone else's bullshit
"How do you deal with sexual frustration being sexless?" - Same way you deal with your credit card debt: ignore that shit
MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY
Shit I don't gotta worry about being sexless:
Performance anxiety (the only thing performing is my savings account going up)
Awkward morning conversations with some random
"Was it good for you too?" (Everything's good for me when I'm sexless)
Buying condoms (but I still buy crypto and stocks)
STD tests (just regular check-ups like a responsible king)
Unwanted pregnancies (or wanted ones tbh)
Some girl judging my weird porn habits
Pretending to enjoy sex positions that fuck up my back
Sex is like a gym membership bro:
Everyone thinks they need it
Most people don't even use it right
You never gotta fake nutting (cause you always finish when you're sexless)
Sexless guys be like: "Your relationship problems sound expensive"
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Dating app notifications: *buzz buzz drama*
My phone on silent: *peace and savings*
Relationship status: It's complicated
My status: It's simple - I'm good bro
Me explaining this sexless lifestyle to my therapist:
"Nah doc it's not that I can't get pussy, I just ran the numbers and this shit ain't worth it"
Therapist: "But what about intimacy and connection?"
Sexless me: "Yeah I know, that's why I can actually afford these therapy sessions"
SEXLESS AND BLESSED
"You're missing out on love" - Bro I'm missing out on student loan debt from their psychology degree
Sexless guy watching his friends argue about whose turn it is to do dishes:
Meanwhile my dishes: *get washed when I want to wash them*
My Netflix: *plays exactly what I want to watch*
My weekend: *100% mine*
SEXLESS KING MINDSET
